So, I was in the Garden Gazebo party, minding my own business and grabbing some strawberry charms, when I witnessed this masterpiece of a conversation happen.
And yes, this is based on a true story! 
A guy confidently strolls up to a girl casually chilling by the fountain. 
Guy: “Excuse me. I couldn’t help but notice you. How about you join me at the poker table? I’m feeling generous… I might just ‘accidentally’ lose a pot of 25 million coins to you. 
”
Gal: (Doesn’t even look at him) “Nah, I’m good. 
”
Guy: “But… that’s 25 MILLION! 
I’m talking about me pushing all my chips in and then folding the winning hand. It’s the classiest way to get gifted! You’d be set for life! Seriously, what are you working with, a few hundred thousand? 
”
Gal: (Finally looks over, completely deadpan) “I don’t know… somewhere around 200 billion, I think. 
”
There was a solid 5 seconds of complete silence before the guy just went: 
Guy: “…Oh. Right. So… you probably don’t need me to throw a poker game for you then. 
”
He then slowly backed away from the fountain and just… vanished into thin air. I almost dropped my strawberries laughing! 
Talk about a perfect example of how not to impress a girl in Casino World. 
